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MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES

If I see one more motivational quote, I'm going to kill someone.
Norman Einstein, CEO Scientific Radicals

A PROMISING FUTURE

I am delighted to announce we have exchanged contracts with a new biotechnology start Symphoniclones. This new strategic alliance is full of future promise. My only reservation is that it may remain full of future promise forever.

Norman Einstein, CEO Scientific Radicals

Intolerance

People tell me I should be more tolerant. My question is 'Why?'

Norman Einstein, CEO Scientific Radicals

Financial Constraints in R&D

Data collection is both time-consuming and expensive.  In an effort to reduce our R&D costs we have decided not to collect data.  In future, we will just make things up.

 - Norman Einstein, CEO Scientific Radicals

True of False?

The advent of machine learning means we no longer need data to build predictive models.

 

CRYPTIC LAB MESSAGES

G-STORM IN EQUIPMENT ROOM: This has now been fixed and is back in working order.