If I see one more motivational quote, I'm going to kill someone.
Norman Einstein, CEO Scientific Radicals
Scientific Radicals
We screw up so that you don't need to.
A PROMISING FUTURE
I am delighted to announce we have exchanged contracts with a new biotechnology start Symphoniclones. This new strategic alliance is full of future promise. My only reservation is that it may remain full of future promise forever.
Norman Einstein, CEO Scientific Radicals
Intolerance
People tell me I should be more tolerant. My question is 'Why?'
Norman Einstein, CEO Scientific Radicals
Norman Einstein, CEO Scientific Radicals
Financial Constraints in R&D
Data collection is both time-consuming and expensive. In an effort to reduce our R&D costs we have decided not to collect data. In future, we will just make things up.
- Norman Einstein, CEO Scientific Radicals
True of False?
The advent of machine learning means we no longer need data to build predictive models.
CRYPTIC LAB MESSAGES
G-STORM IN EQUIPMENT ROOM: This has now been fixed and is back in working order.
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