Today marks the 10th anniversary celebrations of our ambient policy matrix approach. As we all know, at base level, this comes down to parallel digital paradigm shifts. However, it's time to revamp and reboot our regenerated incremental mobility. Benchmarking other forward-looking companies demonstrates the need to invest further in ambient digital time-phases. If we are to do this successfully, we need a more blue-sky approach to our remote strategic projections. It's time that we became uber-efficient with our 'Outside the box' digital consulting. And now is clearly the time to bite the bullet of three-dimensional monitored alignment. I'm sure you will all join me in welcoming this bold initiative.
(To save time this speech was generated entirely by the PlainEnglish Gobbledygook Generator.)
Not sure why the PlainEnglishGobbledygook generator warrants a mention in the blog. I was under the impression this blog was intended to cover the cutting edge of organisational inadequacy, not bang on about a tool that we've embedded successfully and used comprehensively for many years now. Come on Einstein, step up to the plate and get some skin in today's game.
ReplyDeleteAnd whilst we're on the subject, just remind me what the benefits of using a gobbledygook generator is? In my day we used to generate our own gobbledygook. Using the generator devalues the whole business in my view, and allows new whippersnappers and johnny-come latelies to produce this sort of nonsense without the effort of honing the art over a lifetime
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