Here at Scientific Radicals we are dedicated to being more transparent about what we actually do. So just to be clear: Scientific Radicals is a multinational, multidisciplinary and shadowy group of scientists that control, learning, reward and recognition, and illicit trafficking of scientific employees.
The best way to be accepted into the Scientific Radicals is to join the Radical Crusaders (sign up at any high school campus) and gradually work your way up to the inner circles. It's rumoured that at the upper levels of the Scientific Radicals Conspiracy exist five silent figures known only as the Scientific Radicals Operating Committee.
All this discussion on transparency is somewhat hollow when we actually look at what is currently happening on the ground. As you know the three corporate cornerstones are (1)Transparency (2) Empowerment (3) Establishing cornerstones.
ReplyDeleteIn preparation for a briefing visit by the CCO (Chief Cornerstone Officer), I was given a sheet of paper by my line manager outlining what the CCO needed to know about our empowerment policy. My views weren't taken into account! You can't make this sort of thing up.